Friday, June 27, 2008

Once a while, you deserve to take a break!

10:43p.m, 27-June 2008, home.

My company soon to organise a "Family Day" on next Saturday (5th July 2008). Various activities have been planned accordingly, bowling, paint ball, horse riding and myriads of exciting activities. The funny incident starts when every single team of bowlers were required to create a striking and killing-effect theme for themselves.

My manager, the team leader call for a short discussion in a small room on creation of this "Killing-effect" theme. Here goes our brainstorms session. Only three of us were in this discussion:

Everyone just toss out their ideas impatiently, "Why not:

1) Sure Win!
2) No one beats us!
3) Like no others!
4) The best among the best!

Errrrr! Phoeeey! we shot down at each other blaming mediocrity. "Sure Win! A lottery bonanza?". "Like no others, are we selling Sony products?", lamented to each other. hahaha!



I stood up, "We want something sounds HILARIOUS yet POWERFUL, not as in powderful or powerpuffs girls but POWERFUL" suggested.




Myself: "Beijing 2008 Olymm.......pics Champion, in conjunction with soon to be commenced worlds' prestigious sports game, the Olympics in China. We want to steal the lime lights from this auspicious event, with us claiming ourselves to be the champion well ahead before the game starts hahaha :p!"

B: "Aiyeah, sounds so like China..-> discard!"

C: "Ehh! Why not Bowlympics Champion!" followed by laughters, however the "Bowlympics" was selected due to its uniqueness, not "Champion" due to generalness.

"OK! guys, we need additional one more word to finalize our super duper motto!"

The conversation continued sarcastically! "How about:

1) Bowlympics Bluehyppo?
2) Bowlympics Hippopotamus?







3) Bowlympics Gladiator?









4) Bowlympics Tiger hidden Dragon?
5) Bowlympics, better than Shalin?






6) Bowlympics Spider Pig?








7) Bowlympics Harry Plopper?

Ahahahahaha!

"Bowlympics All Star" was selected unanimously eventual.



All these suggestions, albeit might be childish reflective to you, once a while or perhaps once in a blue moon, we should give ourselves a break by doing things moronically, act childishly to release ourselves from the world full of rules and regulations as in "You can't do this and that, you should know this and that, the melody continues.... yada yada :)!".

Further suggestive crazy acts with an intention of stress reduction:

1) Dance like a monkey in front of a big mirror.
2) Crass stupidity pluses sarcasm verbally.
3) Sings out of sync and monotonously in karaoke.



If you dislike karaoke, go and immediately pick up the microphone and sings freely like nobody business, disregard how disgraceful, distasteful and lousy you might sound. I promised you, you will feel very contented eventually!



Please take note, try to confine this to yourselves or your close friends. Of course, applying these amid your managers or clients, undoubtedly "Non-confidence vote" will be slapped unbeknownst to you :)!

Cheers,

YOU! The only person generates YOUR own happiness :)!

面白かった!


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

日本語 を 勉強 する のは 難しい ですか?

午前10:35、6月4日2008年、家で。

Starting from this Jap blog, tooltips are added on the "might be difficult" words for the sake of ergonomics, need not to scroll to and fro from the glossary :)! However, glossary still, will be added at the end of this blog due to simple tooltips html code is used, you will experience a delay in tooltips pop up upon mouse over :p! Trying to use Java, but it will take hell lots of time to start from scratch :(!

実は 日本語は 沢山 言葉 を 覚える こと と 色色 文法 を 勉強 する のが もう 難し すぎる でしょう!





でも、今 も一杯 チャレンジ が 有ったら、精神的な 忍耐 が もっと 強く なら ければ なりません。 どうして? Mさんの 時時 変な 行動 を 見て、 私たち びっくり した ので、 精神的な 忍耐 が もっと 強く なら ければ ならない かどうか、 考えさせて 下さい!


誰 Mさん?どんな 行動 この リンク を 読んで 下さい:
Awaken from slumber not SCHLUMBERGER!

それから:
The day The hippopotamus starts to fly...

言葉:

実は (じつは)- to tell the truth.
文法 (ぶんぽう)- grammar (n).
精神的 (せいしんてき) - mental (adj).
忍耐 (にんたい) - endurance (adj).
強い (つよい) - strong (adj).
変な (へんな)- weird (adj).
行動 (こうどう) ‐ behaviour (n).